Now I’ve never taken a trip to Hot Rod’s apartment but I would admire any girl that has, because lets face it, the man has got something. I’m too tall and definitely too young for him – but I could deffo be his love child.

Which is why I’m a huge fan of this t-shirt from Heidi Seeker. The pocket rocket is renowned not only for his snazzy dress sense – tartan drainpipes anyone? – and his medley of tunes, but for his legendary shenanigans with some of the most beautiful women in the world. “Rod Stewart’s Love Child” is perfect for any Rock and Roll royalty, with its vinyl print and cute ‘Dad’ badge. And at only fifteen pounds, its a cheeky all-rounder.

Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? Hell, yeah….

£15.00, www.heidiseeker.com